Jan. 29, 2010
Most b-movies seem to always putter out at the end and never really leave you with any sort of final satisfaction. This is definitely NOT one of those movies. Instead, we're treated to a magnificent denouement that's even more absurd than anything we've seen thus far. And we've seen a guy with a giant tumor-cannon for a penis, so that's saying something.
Back at the police station, the chief seems to have found out that Ruka knows about him killing her father and he's made preparations for her arrival. The freaky hobbit medical examiner is her first obstacle. He's got himself a massive gun that shoots fists. Fists that can still choke you and stuff.
This dude seriously looks like he's just somebody's uncle who wanted a part in the movie. I don't understand Japanese, but I'm pretty sure he's delivering his lines poorly.
While Ruka is stuck against a wall, he shoots off a couple more fists, all of which give her the middle finger. How insulting! Ruka uses the tongue of her dragon head hand thing like a bungee cord and the fists all do a dosey-do around it and fling back at the examiner guy.
Talk about getting fingered.
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