The Cocktopus

He's a Japanese schoolgirl's worst nightmare.

Why is this the first thing I thought of when I saw this comic? [:

.... or an Otaku's best dream?

I thought that when I saw the preview <.<

i think you mean dream

I hope he's being safe...

@MattMelvin Hehe... My friend told me that in the Japanese mythology octopuses used to rape people or something... He also said that in Hentai there are octopuses legs coming from the floor when the characters are having sex XD

By "Japanese mythology" does he mean "pornography?"

He's referring to an old Japanese woodcut piece of art entitled "Dream of the Fisherman's Wife". (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dream_of_the_Fisherman%27s_Wife)

Also, yes, the Japanese seem to have some weird obsession with tentacle porn.

"He also said that in Hentai there are octopuses legs coming from the floor when the characters are having sex XD"

I guess it depends on the movie, I refuse to believe that every single hentai movie has tentacles. I know japanese poeple are fucked, but EVERYBODY is that fucked ... only like 70-75% of them

"but EVERYBODY is that fucked" ----> but NOT everybody is that fucked

I would venture a guess of only 20-30% of hentai as a whole, not just movies, has something to do with Hentacles (technical term for them). Out of that 20-30% about 15-25% is also mixed with a number of other fetishes like lolicon, guru, rape (there are most definitely Hentacle movies and doujin/images that are not rape), not sure what it is called but a lot of Hentacle porn has them laying eggs in the chicks and then the chicks squeeze them out of their pussies, and many... many more.

I would also venture a guess that roughly 30-40% of those who enjoy Hentacle porn are from other countries and of different nationalities. In fact I know of American artists who do American cartoon tentacle sex pictures and comics (Wouldn't be surprised if the Majority of Hentacle lovers were German).

lol, XD a mega pornstar xD

Way to invent the Cocktopus.

Not.

http://brianna-baka.deviantart.com/art/Cocktopus-TSHIRT-110154620

http://s275.photobucket.com/albums/jj281/Brianna-Baka/?action=view¤t=cocktopus.png

That page says it was added a week ago. I drew my original Cocktopus at a convention 2 years ago. So... yeah.

He didn't say he invented it. He made a picture featuring it. And his version uses more curse words.

No, I'm definitely saying I came up with it. All on my very own! However, a simple google search shows that it's a pun several others have made as well.

Enjoy it for what it is and quit being so quick to jump on the hatewagon. The internet has enough of that as is.

'Scuse me? I'm not saying I drew a Cocktopus. I'm saying somebody else did.

Way to make a properly informed sarcastic comment.

Not.

I'm not on any hatewagon. Actually I'm a fan of C&H, which is how I bumped into this. But this isn't an original idea by a damn sight, which I know because a friend of mine came up with it a YEAR ago (January 20, 2009 is not last week). I'd be perfectly glad to enjoy it for what it is, but I don't find much joy in weaker versions of jokes I've already heard. Nothing personal.

Hey UltraJim. I hope Cocktopus gets you in your sleep.

No hate, guys. Can't we all just be friends? With benefits?

http://www.printmojo.com/Creatures/Store/Category.php?CategoryID=1328

Hah
http://www.printmojo.com/Creatures/Images/6281/thumbCocktopus.jpg

has been up since 2005.
and it's purple too.

I don't believe your friend invented this, either. It was a commission. Possibly from someone who saw Matt's cocktopus.

Well this is awkward... Obviously an attempted emulation off my drawing from the 1800's..

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z295/Nygfee/octo.png

Hahaha! That is spectacular.

Uh...uh... something about octopuses squirting ink when they're scared...

Sorry for posting anonymously, the twitter log-in isn't working on my iPhone. But I would like to say you sir, have one classy motherfucking sense of humor.

Ah the Cocktopus, a cousin of the lesser-seen Cockodile (Tm. MC Moneybags-Swaggerbitchez)

could u guys make a comic for my birthday or something like that? I've been reading the comics forever, my birthday is Jan. 29. it would be the best birthday ever if u did, my name is Connor

Hey Matt! I am a long time fan of C&H and I must say that thisnew project is kick-ass!!!


And Ultrajim is a total Cocktopussy :D

Twitter is for losers, hence the reason why this i anonymous.
If you wanna see me lookup Pantherzproductions on youtube.

Octo-mom's ex husband.

...do the "benefits" include the cocktopus, Matt? Because I think that may make me lean toward no. And yes, only lean ;)

Octuple penetration ftmfw

Indeed... fighting on the internet is like being in the special olympics... doesn't matter whether you win or lose... you're still special. So as matt said, lets be friends. With benefits. I like that idea.

You're wrong, guyfromupover.
The actual text is:
Fighting on the internet is like being in the special olympics... It doesn't matter whether you win or lose... you're still RETARDED.

Take that!

Oh dear... did I just... ?

Cocktopus + Octopussy = Orgy


PS Who cares if other people have thought of it? If they made it, let them argue about it. They don't need you get their back.

Am I th obly one that read the 'at a convention 2 years ago' bit? also who really cares who did it first, a good joke is worth retelling

hey i didnt invent the erection but i still get 1

"hey i didnt invent the erection but i still get 1" lol

8 erections

Mat r u friends with benifits with the twitter bird too

No, that pic up top shows a clearly non-consensual act.

explosm should sell a cocktapus plush toy

seconded.

RAPE X EIGHT.

If he gets a boner do all his tenticocks seize up and go straight out, rendering him useless?

He's actually able to control his erections at will. Mating-wise, the Cocktopus is extremely advanced. It can even induce erections in any number of tenticocks while leaving the others flaccid.

its a cross of cock and octopus you must be a genius : O

Imagine the cockslaps to the face.. No one should be able to control that power :/

Love the drawing and C&H

yeah.. if you think he's a dick.. you should see the octopussy... shes a cunt

to be quite honest the comments made me laugh almost as much as the picture itself.
also- is that the Twitter bird getting raped in the corner of the page?


-xceed45x

Haha I'm a big fan of C&H, but the comments on this site made me almost deficate out of my own penis....vulgar I know, but surprisingly accurate

this is the real coctopus
www.youtube.com/user/c0ct0pusprime

and - http://www.cafepress.com/c0ct0pus3

you are on failbook!

http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/funny-facebook-cocktopus.png?w=514&h=400

o_o omg i hope he doesn't do tentacle smex lol

wait, if normal octopuses spout ink what does the cocktopus... oh dear, i feel sorry for the other fish in the sea

Coctopus could also be another word for a hermaphodite.....



I feel guilty posting anon. especially after reading the guilt trip.