Jan. 22, 2010
Last week, we witnessed one of the most beautiful props to ever be created for a movie: a massive dick cannon. MegaDick, with his new equipment, waltzes into the police station and a huge fight ensues. It leaves everyone, MegaDick included, dead.
The chief of police uses this as reasoning to instate an engineer hunt, which you would think means all the cops aggressively seek out engineers. It doesn't. Instead, it means all the cops go out and brutally kill as many people as they want in as heinous ways as they can think: lining people up on the street and gutting them, piling up heaps of decapitated body parts, tying people up to cars and driving in opposite directions to rip them in half, etc.
These are some sadistic cops.
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You don't even have to put your password in or anything either. It's totally safe. So
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continue and post anonymously.
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