B-Movie Mania: Tokyo Gore Police, Pt.4

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Jan. 22, 2010

Some chick we've never seen before comes across the school girl hooker from earlier. Well, at least I don’t think we've seen here before, all these Asian chicks look alike (it's funny because racism). When we last saw the school girl hooker she had just walked in to GunFace's hotel room. Looks like he turned her into an engineer because now she's equipped with a giant sword for an arm.

I'm impressed by how quickly these engineers can adapt. This chick has had a sword for an arm for what? A few days at the most? And she's already a terrific swordsman. It's remarkable, really.

They fight for a little bit and Hooker with a Sword for an Arm gets her whole chest cut off. Maybe she isn't as good a swordsman as I think she is. Either way, she grows some guns that shoot acid where her tits used to be, so really, it's only helped her out. She launches acid at Generic Asian Female's face and melts her down to her skeleton. Awesome.

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MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
2 years ago

Only one more installment to go! And it somehow gets EVEN WEIRDER.

Anonymous
2 years ago

Why is there so much material for the beautifal Rule 34?

leku623 [5 posts]
2 years ago

So... We've gone from dick cannons to acid tits. Matt, I think you may have stumbled on a cinematic masterpiece.

leku623 [5 posts]
2 years ago

on to*

Mc_Swaggerbitch [12 posts]
2 years ago

This must be to the Japanese as Shakespeare is to.... Whoever gives a fuck about Shakespeare.

TheKelfouran [4 posts]
2 years ago

Wow. So, when the script was done, the writers all looked up and said, "Yeah. We're good with that. This is our best work."

Really?

Jackerbie [3 posts]
2 years ago

but wait!

school girl hooker doesn't have a sword for an arm. no, she has a giant exact-o-knife! complete with the little diagonal lines to snap the tip of the blade off when it becomes too dull.

heck yes.

EvanSawRed [2 posts]
2 years ago

I need to see this movie.

And my god, it has 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Fuck yes.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/tokyo_gore_police/

EpicDemia [2 posts]
2 years ago

holy shit! you're right... that's ridiculous

guyfromupover [131 posts]
2 years ago

Ok. Now i'm somewhat confused if this is a japanese porno, or an actual movie. Either way it is still awesome. kudos on finding this movie matt.

DocNasty [1 post]
2 years ago

Oh Sweet Jeebus, netflix has it on instant queue... downloading it to my xbox now.. Effin A Cotton.. Effin A. btw, AWESOME FIND

Anonymous
2 years ago

omg i went and saw the trailer and i want it MOREEEEEEE!!!!

Yuoaman [2 posts]
2 years ago

The dragon-arm looks like chocolate. :O

Anonymous
2 years ago

this would be crazy if u were high and watched this

V2Blast [12 posts]
2 years ago

That sounds like a terrifying thought. It's disturbing enough when not on hallucinogens.

Or maybe it'd make it seem more normal? *shrugs*

Anonymous
2 years ago

I think she has the dragon arm because she cut herself remember
;D

Anonymous
2 years ago

Tokyo Gore Police is definitely a real movie. And it really is over the top with gore and violence and fake blood.
But seriously, if you like the genre, it is a must see!

Anonymous
2 years ago

i prefer machine girl :P

EvanSawRed [2 posts]
2 years ago

I want to see that haha

Jackerbie [3 posts]
2 years ago

also: can you /please/ do a review for the trailer of Robogeisha next? it's pretty much the most epic thing ever.

gravemedic [7 posts]
2 years ago

You've seen Robogeisha?!?! WHERE?! I cant find it! :O

Jackerbie [3 posts]
2 years ago

haven't seen the movie, just the trailer. according to the website it was in theatres in Japan in October, and should be on DVD by April.
do want, right meow.

Anonymous
2 years ago

ok no joke.. i actually saw this movie, and it's terrifying.. only in the sense of wonderment and awe! but seriously folk, between the blood and lack of plot, this movie it not recommended for kids or viewing with your parents...