B-Movie Mania: Tokyo Gore Police, Pt.3

B-Movie Mania: Tokyo Gore Police, Pt.3
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Jan. 15, 2010
At this point in the film, we've seen a lot of weird crap. A LOT. And I'm very proud to say that it only gets weirder from here on out.

I'm not entirely sure why, but one of the other cops, dressed in civilian attire, heads out to a sex club. An ultra kinky sex club. This particular establishment displays girls who have been surgically modified, unveiling them one at a time. The first girl has her guts on the outside of her stomach, a dick for a nose and an eyeball in her mouth.



Remember, this is a sex club, so we're supposed to assume that men come to these clubs to have sex with these women. Freaks.

The second girl to be unveiled is actually pretty good looking. She's totally normal in every way except for one glaring difference: it seems that her tits were cut in half and sewn back together with twine.

What a shame.


The third girl is something special. You see, she's been turned into a snail. She's got a big shell attached to her back and her eyes are now sticking out of her head though long tubes.



Maybe "ultra kinky" was an understatement...

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UltraTimeAgain  [12 posts]
8 months ago
I think you missed the most important part of the cop guy. When I first saw him I was like "Holy crap it's Asian Rob Schneider", and when "scartits" bit him I was please. THATS FOR MAKING ME WATCH THE ANIMAL.

 
 
willwonkut  [4 posts]
8 months ago
lol and i thought it was a shitty movie

 
 
CyanideAndMania  [13 posts]
8 months ago
Matt, I love you. :)
Genius n.n

 
 
Himmelgeher  [2 posts]
8 months ago
This looks like it might actually be interesting... in a wierd, sadistic, fucked-up sorta way

 
 
CyanideAndMania  [13 posts]
8 months ago
I want to buy this DVD and play it on the Bus DVD player on the way to Italy. They're planning a High School Musical marathon.

 
 
Anonymous
8 months ago
Just a note: I'm posting anonymously to be an ass. And because I'm lazy.

Did you ever explain what an engineer was?? And.... FUCK YEAH DICK CANNON

 
MattMelvin  "Head Robot"  [∞ posts]
8 months ago
It's in the first part of the review. The definition I came up with is "a genetically-modified mutant of sorts that, when wounded, regenerates those wounds into weapons."

 
 
Yuoaman  [2 posts]
8 months ago
I seriously MUST see this movie... Dick cannons, ahoy!

 
 
CyanideAndMania  [13 posts]
8 months ago
I wish my boyfriend had a dick cannon...

 
gravemedic  [7 posts]
8 months ago
So he can blast your vag out your brain? :/

 
 
Anonymous
8 months ago
You will haunt my dreams forever snail girl...

 
 
Anonymous
8 months ago
So what happens to Ruka?

 
 
gravemedic  [7 posts]
8 months ago
I watched this film sometime last year and I've seen it three times already. It's soooo randomly badass it gives Ichi the Killer a run for its money.

Nice to see someone else into it. Although, from what I understood, Ruka is working undercover as a prostitute to lure in gunface, since he supposedly targets prostitutes and stuffs them in boxes.

 
Anonymous
8 months ago
ahh thanks for that. i'll definately try to get my hands on this movie

 
 
Bakemono_imo  [1 post]
8 months ago
Check out Machine Girl and do watch the trailer for Robo-Geisha

 
 
Anonymous
8 months ago
I watched it yesterday.. but what can I say about this film? That you must see the chair-lady or the cripple on blades :D?? Awkward but in a funny way entertaining. Though its too long..

 
 
Eliisinsane  [3 posts]
8 months ago
Looks interesting and my local vidoe store has it in stock who'da thunk it?

 
 
Anonymous
8 months ago
Perhaps the dick cannon shoots acid jizz. Tune in next time to find out!

 
 
Anonymous
8 months ago
I love you, asian fetishes.

 
 
Anonymous
8 months ago
Aligator Snatch for the Mother F'n win!

 
 
jackfrost132  [1 post]
8 months ago
Yeah this movie... words cannot express the complete and total madness that this movie is comprised of... If I had to spitball I would say 30% Horrific Bondage 60%gore 10% plot and 75% win, yes sirs that is 175% but that's just how epicly strange and amusing this film is.

 
 
Anonymous
8 months ago
The people dancing around in chair girls golden shower. Epic

 
 
SpudBandit  [1 post]
7 months ago
What I'm curious about is how ScarTits got the scars. Isn't she an Engineer? In that case, shouldn't her tits have grown bazookas or something instead of scarring?

 
 
iburnmathbooks  [31 posts]
5 months ago
hahaha. this movie looks scary... yet I wanna see it... haha.