B-Movie Mania: Tokyo Gore Police, Pt.3

B-Movie Mania: Tokyo Gore Police, Pt.3
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Jan. 15, 2010
So our cop friend is in the back with ScarTits. She sits him down in a chair that looks like it fits more in a Saw movie. Kinda weird for a sex club, but I guess if you're having sex with girls whose tits have been cut open, a murderchair might actually be exciting for you. She straps him in and goes to town.



Things seem to be going great... until he sees GunFace in the mirror!! We don't know quite what GunFace is doing there, but it can't be good. Maybe he kills the customers? Maybe he uses the club as a recruitment facility for more engineers? Maybe he just likes watching strangers get their swerve on? We can't be sure just yet, but I don't have a good feeling about this.

That's when ScarTits bites down.



Every man who watches this can't help but feel a sharp, sympathetic pain deep inside right at this moment.

Our cop buddy is still strapped in, so GunFace takes the opportunity to partake in a little torture. He pulls out a power drill and jabs it into the cop's shin over and over again. And just when you thought all was lost, the cop miraculously breaks his arm free, grabs his uzi and starts firing away.



ScarTits jumps in front of GunFace to protect him and has her torso ripped in two in the process. GunFace, I guess, runs away like a little bitch.

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UltraTimeAgain  [12 posts]
2 years ago
I think you missed the most important part of the cop guy. When I first saw him I was like "Holy crap it's Asian Rob Schneider", and when "scartits" bit him I was please. THATS FOR MAKING ME WATCH THE ANIMAL.

 
 
willwonkut  [4 posts]
2 years ago
lol and i thought it was a shitty movie

 
 
CyanideAndMania  [13 posts]
2 years ago
Matt, I love you. :)
Genius n.n

 
 
Himmelgeher  [2 posts]
2 years ago
This looks like it might actually be interesting... in a wierd, sadistic, fucked-up sorta way

 
 
CyanideAndMania  [13 posts]
2 years ago
I want to buy this DVD and play it on the Bus DVD player on the way to Italy. They're planning a High School Musical marathon.

 
 
Anonymous
2 years ago
Just a note: I'm posting anonymously to be an ass. And because I'm lazy.

Did you ever explain what an engineer was?? And.... FUCK YEAH DICK CANNON

 
MattMelvin  "Head Robot"  [∞ posts]
2 years ago
It's in the first part of the review. The definition I came up with is "a genetically-modified mutant of sorts that, when wounded, regenerates those wounds into weapons."

 
 
Yuoaman  [2 posts]
2 years ago
I seriously MUST see this movie... Dick cannons, ahoy!

 
 
CyanideAndMania  [13 posts]
2 years ago
I wish my boyfriend had a dick cannon...

 
gravemedic  [7 posts]
2 years ago
So he can blast your vag out your brain? :/

 
 
Anonymous
2 years ago
You will haunt my dreams forever snail girl...

 
 
Anonymous
2 years ago
So what happens to Ruka?

 
 
gravemedic  [7 posts]
2 years ago
I watched this film sometime last year and I've seen it three times already. It's soooo randomly badass it gives Ichi the Killer a run for its money.

Nice to see someone else into it. Although, from what I understood, Ruka is working undercover as a prostitute to lure in gunface, since he supposedly targets prostitutes and stuffs them in boxes.

 
Anonymous
2 years ago
ahh thanks for that. i'll definately try to get my hands on this movie

 
 
Bakemono_imo  [1 post]
2 years ago
Check out Machine Girl and do watch the trailer for Robo-Geisha

 
 
Anonymous
2 years ago
I watched it yesterday.. but what can I say about this film? That you must see the chair-lady or the cripple on blades :D?? Awkward but in a funny way entertaining. Though its too long..

 
 
Eliisinsane  [3 posts]
2 years ago
Looks interesting and my local vidoe store has it in stock who'da thunk it?

 
 
Anonymous
2 years ago
Perhaps the dick cannon shoots acid jizz. Tune in next time to find out!

 
 
Anonymous
2 years ago
I love you, asian fetishes.

 
 
Anonymous
2 years ago
Aligator Snatch for the Mother F'n win!

 
 
jackfrost132  [1 post]
2 years ago
Yeah this movie... words cannot express the complete and total madness that this movie is comprised of... If I had to spitball I would say 30% Horrific Bondage 60%gore 10% plot and 75% win, yes sirs that is 175% but that's just how epicly strange and amusing this film is.

 
 
Anonymous
2 years ago
The people dancing around in chair girls golden shower. Epic

 
 
SpudBandit  [1 post]
2 years ago
What I'm curious about is how ScarTits got the scars. Isn't she an Engineer? In that case, shouldn't her tits have grown bazookas or something instead of scarring?

 
 
iburnmathbooks  [31 posts]
2 years ago
hahaha. this movie looks scary... yet I wanna see it... haha.