B-Movie Mania: Tokyo Gore Police, Pt.3

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Jan. 15, 2010

Some sad businessman takes snail girl. Our cop buddy choose ScarTits (good choice, pal) and heads into the back with her. Looks like he's missing out, though, because right as he leaves, a fourth girl is unveiled! Well, "girl."

SHE'S A FUCKING CHAIR!

Now I can sort of understand why some dude might want to have sex with a mutilated girl or a member of the gastropod family, but furniture? I can't even begin to see the attraction here. The crowd, however, goes apeshit. Some dude with vampire fangs and a mohawk (read: super cool dude) seems really enthusiastic about it.

Then the chair pisses in his mouth.

He seems even more enthusiastic about it.

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UltraTimeAgain [12 posts]
2 years ago

I think you missed the most important part of the cop guy. When I first saw him I was like "Holy crap it's Asian Rob Schneider", and when "scartits" bit him I was please. THATS FOR MAKING ME WATCH THE ANIMAL.

willwonkut [4 posts]
2 years ago

lol and i thought it was a shitty movie

CyanideAndMania [13 posts]
2 years ago

Matt, I love you. :)
Genius n.n

Himmelgeher [2 posts]
2 years ago

This looks like it might actually be interesting... in a wierd, sadistic, fucked-up sorta way

CyanideAndMania [13 posts]
2 years ago

I want to buy this DVD and play it on the Bus DVD player on the way to Italy. They're planning a High School Musical marathon.

Anonymous
2 years ago

Just a note: I'm posting anonymously to be an ass. And because I'm lazy.

Did you ever explain what an engineer was?? And.... FUCK YEAH DICK CANNON

MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
2 years ago

It's in the first part of the review. The definition I came up with is "a genetically-modified mutant of sorts that, when wounded, regenerates those wounds into weapons."

Yuoaman [2 posts]
2 years ago

I seriously MUST see this movie... Dick cannons, ahoy!

CyanideAndMania [13 posts]
2 years ago

I wish my boyfriend had a dick cannon...

gravemedic [7 posts]
2 years ago

So he can blast your vag out your brain? :/

Anonymous
2 years ago

You will haunt my dreams forever snail girl...

Anonymous
2 years ago

So what happens to Ruka?

gravemedic [7 posts]
2 years ago

I watched this film sometime last year and I've seen it three times already. It's soooo randomly badass it gives Ichi the Killer a run for its money.

Nice to see someone else into it. Although, from what I understood, Ruka is working undercover as a prostitute to lure in gunface, since he supposedly targets prostitutes and stuffs them in boxes.

Anonymous
2 years ago

ahh thanks for that. i'll definately try to get my hands on this movie

Bakemono_imo [1 post]
2 years ago

Check out Machine Girl and do watch the trailer for Robo-Geisha

Anonymous
2 years ago

I watched it yesterday.. but what can I say about this film? That you must see the chair-lady or the cripple on blades :D?? Awkward but in a funny way entertaining. Though its too long..

Eliisinsane [3 posts]
2 years ago

Looks interesting and my local vidoe store has it in stock who'da thunk it?

Anonymous
2 years ago

Perhaps the dick cannon shoots acid jizz. Tune in next time to find out!

Anonymous
2 years ago

I love you, asian fetishes.

Anonymous
2 years ago

Aligator Snatch for the Mother F'n win!

jackfrost132 [1 post]
2 years ago

Yeah this movie... words cannot express the complete and total madness that this movie is comprised of... If I had to spitball I would say 30% Horrific Bondage 60%gore 10% plot and 75% win, yes sirs that is 175% but that's just how epicly strange and amusing this film is.

Anonymous
2 years ago

The people dancing around in chair girls golden shower. Epic

SpudBandit [1 post]
2 years ago

What I'm curious about is how ScarTits got the scars. Isn't she an Engineer? In that case, shouldn't her tits have grown bazookas or something instead of scarring?

iburnmathbooks [31 posts]
2 years ago

hahaha. this movie looks scary... yet I wanna see it... haha.