B-Movie Mania: Tokyo Gore Police, Pt.2

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Jan. 11, 2010

Ruka tracks down Mr. Ominous to a gritty hallway where a swordfight ensues. Again, Ruka's skill surpasses her opponent and she slices him across the face. She doesn’t cut his head off or anything, but she does leave a nice gash across his face. He decides he might as well take it the whole way, though, and rips the top of his head off himself.

Facelift!

Mr. Ominous is an engineer, of course, and his head grows back as a giant brain with two guns for eyes. I wonder what caliber he's got in those peepers.

Goodbye, Mr. Ominous. Hello, GunFace!

Considering he just had his head cut off and he has no eyes to see with, he's actually a pretty good shot. He nails Ruka to the wall and pulls out a tumor key. He waves it across her arm and a keyhole burns into her skin. He inserts the key, turns it and…

KABLOWEY!

Her arm bursts open, skin flapping in the air, and GunFace sticks the tumor key inside. Could he have just made her into an engineer!?

FIND OUT IN THE NEXT INSTALLMENT!

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Luigi_Mussolini [2 posts]
2 years ago

Awesome.

Anonymous
2 years ago

"Ultimately unnecessary, but ultimately cool." Exactly what I thought

Anonymous
2 years ago

So.. I continued to be a jerk and a lame-o and posted anonymously.. Never mind.. I had something to say actually..

Aha yes! This movie is badass, kickass, and all sort of ass! It's even bigger ass than Ben Assfleck! It kinda-sorta reminds me of Sars Wars, another uber ultima unnecessary yet uber ultima cool flick..

Robots with feelings manages to deliver at least four out of ten, and lets face it, everyrhing more is for ivy league stuck ups :D

Keep 'em comin'.. Great work..

willwonkut [4 posts]
2 years ago

where can i get this movie? i cant find the first either must be good(bad) movie

MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
2 years ago

There's a link at the end of the article to it's page on Amazon where you can buy it.

guyfromupover [131 posts]
2 years ago

who actually BUYS stuff on the internet?

MattMelvin "Head Robot" [∞ posts]
2 years ago

I actually buy a LOT of stuff online. I'd say a majority of the t-shirts and books I own came from online.

guyfromupover [131 posts]
2 years ago

touche.

Frank_The_Bison [2 posts]
2 years ago

It's available for instant watching on Netflix. At least last time I checked a few weeks ago.

satorr1 [1 post]
2 years ago

Another of Nishimura's films, Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl, features a ton of wrist-cutting, as well - in the form of an extra-curricular club that competes across the nation.

Xentrilus [1 post]
2 years ago

The image of the grinning girls with the subtitle "Die!" is hilarious.

And this film is just crazy.

Anonymous
2 years ago

Jerk in me screams: Moar gifs plz !

Pretty awesome.

Anonymous
2 years ago

I just watched this on Netflix last night..... Biggest B Movie of the year.... 'the cuts look cuter'....

UltraTimeAgain [12 posts]
2 years ago

If this is still on instant watch via Netflix I know what I'm watching...

Anonymous
2 years ago

Confirming that it is still up on Netflix streaming as of Jan 13, 2010.

LordOfCrabs [2 posts]
2 years ago

Im getting this movie.GO VIOLENCE

Anonymous
2 years ago

lol with the sytlish wrist cutting (im not a jerk i just dont want to have stalkers HA!)

Anonymous
2 years ago

This movie is really strange, but awesome. VERY Awesome with a capital A. I've seen it just a few months ago and I loved it.

Spoilers: A man's dick gets bitten off in this movie. He survives it too.

LordOfCrabs [2 posts]
2 years ago

Seen the movie myself finally now.OMG its awesome.

kurbstompkehm [1 post]
1 year ago

just watched this movie on the netflix. I loved it. Favorite part was crazy horn helmet perv gettin all his limbs chopped off. SARS Wars just went into my queue.