B-Movie Mania: Tokyo Gore Police, Pt.2

B-Movie Mania: Tokyo Gore Police, Pt.2
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Jan. 11, 2010
In what I'm assuming is the basement of the police headquarters, Ruka is with their troll-like medical examiner. He's pretty much what would happen if the hunchback of Notre Dame was Asian and got really interested in forensic science.



As expected with any engineer, they find a key-shaped tumor inside the body. Killing an engineer requires this tumor to be severed, which kinda makes engineers like Jeffrey Dahmer if he were a highlander.

Also in the police station, we meet the police chief. When Ruka's father died, the chief took her in and raised her as his own, training her to become the best engineer hunter of all. He seems like a great guy, but there's a few things about that just don't sit right. First of all, his helmet is adorned with huge devil horns. Sure, they look pretty badass, but the implications are a little unsettling. Second, something happened to his throat at some point and he has to speak through a voice box that makes him sound like Darth Vader.

The coup de grace, though, is the semi-paraplegic S&M sex slave thing that walks around on its stubs on all fours that he drags around on a chain.

Creeeeeeeepy.

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Luigi_Mussolini  [2 posts]
2 years ago
Awesome.

 
 
Anonymous
2 years ago
"Ultimately unnecessary, but ultimately cool." Exactly what I thought

 
 
Anonymous
2 years ago
So.. I continued to be a jerk and a lame-o and posted anonymously.. Never mind.. I had something to say actually..

Aha yes! This movie is badass, kickass, and all sort of ass! It's even bigger ass than Ben Assfleck! It kinda-sorta reminds me of Sars Wars, another uber ultima unnecessary yet uber ultima cool flick..

Robots with feelings manages to deliver at least four out of ten, and lets face it, everyrhing more is for ivy league stuck ups :D

Keep 'em comin'.. Great work..

 
 
willwonkut  [4 posts]
2 years ago
where can i get this movie? i cant find the first either must be good(bad) movie

 
MattMelvin  "Head Robot"  [∞ posts]
2 years ago
There's a link at the end of the article to it's page on Amazon where you can buy it.

 
guyfromupover  [131 posts]
2 years ago
who actually BUYS stuff on the internet?

 
MattMelvin  "Head Robot"  [∞ posts]
2 years ago
I actually buy a LOT of stuff online. I'd say a majority of the t-shirts and books I own came from online.

 
guyfromupover  [131 posts]
2 years ago
touche.

 
Frank_The_Bison  [2 posts]
2 years ago
It's available for instant watching on Netflix. At least last time I checked a few weeks ago.

 
 
satorr1  [1 post]
2 years ago
Another of Nishimura's films, Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl, features a ton of wrist-cutting, as well - in the form of an extra-curricular club that competes across the nation.

 
 
Xentrilus  [1 post]
2 years ago
The image of the grinning girls with the subtitle "Die!" is hilarious.

And this film is just crazy.

 
 
Anonymous
2 years ago
Jerk in me screams: Moar gifs plz !

Pretty awesome.

 
 
Anonymous
2 years ago
I just watched this on Netflix last night..... Biggest B Movie of the year.... 'the cuts look cuter'....

 
 
UltraTimeAgain  [12 posts]
2 years ago
If this is still on instant watch via Netflix I know what I'm watching...

 
 
Anonymous
2 years ago
Confirming that it is still up on Netflix streaming as of Jan 13, 2010.

 
 
LordOfCrabs  [2 posts]
2 years ago
Im getting this movie.GO VIOLENCE

 
 
Anonymous
2 years ago
lol with the sytlish wrist cutting (im not a jerk i just dont want to have stalkers HA!)

 
 
Anonymous
2 years ago
This movie is really strange, but awesome. VERY Awesome with a capital A. I've seen it just a few months ago and I loved it.

Spoilers: A man's dick gets bitten off in this movie. He survives it too.

 
 
LordOfCrabs  [2 posts]
2 years ago
Seen the movie myself finally now.OMG its awesome.

 
 
kurbstompkehm  [1 post]
1 year ago
just watched this movie on the netflix. I loved it. Favorite part was crazy horn helmet perv gettin all his limbs chopped off. SARS Wars just went into my queue.