B-Movie Mania: Tokyo Gore Police, Pt.1
Jan. 4, 2010
Brightly colored flowers, kids having fun at a carnival, easy 50s music playing in the background. Everything is seen through a warm, but soft filter that really sets up a light, happy mood. This is the epitome of pleasantness.
We see a smiling police officer proudly waving and saluting the camera. This man could not be happier. A little girl begins narrating:
My dad… My dad is a police officer. He is strong, kind, and like a superhero. He helps those who get lost or lose something. He works really hard for everyone. I would like to become a police officer just like my dad.
Then his head explodes.
Welcome to
Tokyo Gore Police.
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