Jan. 4, 2010
The police soon arrive at the roof where ChainsawGuy is waiting for them. They open fire and blow him away, dismembering his arm in the process. Severing a limb with bullets can't be easy, so give props to these guys for pulling it off. However, ChainsawGuy is what they call an Engineer, a genetically-modified mutant of sorts that, when wounded, regenerates those wounds into weapons. This guy just lost his arm, but within seconds re-grew a half-arm/half-chainsaw (with retractable chain!) in its place.
These cops are so screwed.
Ruka the emo queen is interrupted from her slash fest to help. She is a cop after all. Even though she's just a human like the other cops, apparently she's the only one capable of dealing with this guy. I guess the other cops just suck at their jobs.
Ruka takes out a bazooka from the trunk of her car. Kinda heavy artillery for one dude until we realize the bazooka isn't for him. She just has to get to the roof really fast, so she shoots the ground.
Ruka gets to the roof and poses for dramatic effect. ChainsawGuy launches his saw at her, but she deflects it. Hah! Take that, mutant chump! The chainsaw lands in one of the cops' mouths and shreds his head to pieces.
The other cops run away.
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