B-Movie Mania: Tokyo Gore Police, Pt.1

B-Movie Mania: Tokyo Gore Police, Pt.1
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Jan. 4, 2010
As you can probably already guess, Tokyo Gore Police is not for the faint of heart. After all, Gore is its middle name, what do you expect? This is not a film for the squeamish. But if you aren't easily grossed out by fake blood and guts, prepare for the ride of your goddamn life.

Now, don't expect too much in the form of exposition here. The film likes to take frequent violent turns into absurdity without the slightest inkling of reason. This does, however, practically guarantee surprise.

The film picks back up with Ruka, the little girl who was narrating the beginning of the film, all grown up, sitting in a car with police lights flashing all around outside.



Ruka now works as a cop, just like her dad did. She's here because a severely deranged man has barricaded himself inside an abandoned building after butchering a woman with a chainsaw. Like I said, it's gory. While he does this, Ruka slowly pulls up her sleeve to reveal a multitude of scars.




Perhaps this juxtaposition of futility and derangement is used to show the contrast between innocent and evil. Either that, or it's just setup for some truly fucked up shit.

A team of police head up the stairs, but Ruka stays behind. The deranged man has a chainsaw, which he starts twirling around like a madman. While he's doing this, Ruka pulls out a razorblade and start gashing the living shit out of her arm.



She sure has a lot of vigor for someone apparently trying to off herself.

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MattMelvin  "Head Robot"  [∞ posts]
8 months ago
The site is live! Huzzah! And comments are enabled. Double huzzah!

 
 
JonathanDumaine  [1 post]
8 months ago
I thank thee for sparing us from having to watch this ourselves. LOL.

 
 
Anonymous
8 months ago
This site is awesome. That film looks...interesting....

 
 
Luigi_Mussolini  [2 posts]
8 months ago
Haha, nice review. Can't wait for the next part.

 
 
NIKSEEN  [2 posts]
8 months ago
I saw that movie.. i was laughing my ass off while i watched it xD it was just soooo bad xD

 
 
Anonymous
8 months ago
Next feature: Bad Taste
So we all can see what Sir Peter Jackson can do best... Making such cool movies!

 
 
Anonymous
8 months ago
I've actually seen that film and I have to say if you give it a chance, it's not THAT bad after all! Story above is just small part of the beginning. Sure, posing and gore continues, but it gets even weirder and somewhat funny.

 
 
Anonymous
8 months ago
i loved this film =D
can't believe you've heard of it aha

 
 
Dermbrau  [1 post]
8 months ago
You should check out Machine Girl next

 
 
Anonymous
8 months ago
Well I feel like a jerk for being all anonymous and mysterious, but I just had to say how awesome I think this site is: very. I love the stuff you write, Matt, tis well and truly fantastic.

...I really, REALLY want to see this movie.

 
 
tripoffsky  [2 posts]
8 months ago
have you seen "Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky"?

 
 
Anonymous
8 months ago
The best part of this movie is definitely the penis gun. Laughed my ass of for a good 10 minutes at that part.

 
mehrkasana  [2 posts]
8 months ago
LOL. The penis gun was awesome.

 
 
Anonymous
8 months ago
This movie was great. I think the commercials that appeared at random were the best part - the one with the schoolgirls advertising razor blades for cutting your wrists was hilarious. "Cutting is cute!"

 
 
Anonymous
8 months ago
Love that film, along with Machine Girl, Sars Wars, and other ridiculous, hilarious asian movies.

 
 
leblancsebas  [1 post]
8 months ago
Japanese chick... rocket jumping... in a movie...

Awesome?

 
 
Frank_The_Bison  [2 posts]
8 months ago
That's about as far into the movie as I made it before looking for something better.

 
 
Anonymous
8 months ago
This movie looks fucking hilarious.

 
 
DasEmu  [4 posts]
8 months ago
Matt, man! Nice one on this ;) I'd always said, that robots have feelings, but noone ever listened...

 
 
blinkme340  [1 post]
8 months ago
The ending is by far the best :P

 
 
Anonymous
8 months ago
..In the head exploding thing; I like how he magicly gains a tie when his head explodes.

 
 
Anonymous
8 months ago
hmm the chainsaw guy looks like Claudio Sanchez from Coheed and Cambria

 
 
shnizoid  [1 post]
8 months ago
i fucking love these review!! more!! more!! MORE!!!

 
 
Anonymous
8 months ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZt2_kqoqqI

Wrist Cutter commerical, from TGP!

 
 
Wondrej  [1 post]
8 months ago
Did you know, that Ruka mean "hand" in czech? :D it gives whole new meaning to her name when she is cutting herself

 
 
Anonymous
8 months ago
This movie is awesome.

 
 
Anonymous
8 months ago
I watched it. I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you. My brain is still laughing and crying simultaneously.

 
 
LandonDamian  [5 posts]
8 months ago
I made a Twitter just for YOU!!! Lol. Nice review... it makes me want to see this movie. Really...

 
 
Anonymous
8 months ago
Freakin' hilarious movie, thanks for the tip!

 
 
DirttyBoi  [1 post]
8 months ago
Oh man you should do a review on Zombie Strippers. I think ud like its stupidity

 
 
Anonymous
8 months ago
just watched the movie, so very disturbing. Favourite part, Penis cannon.

 
 
Anonymous
8 months ago
If you enjoyed this movie, then you'd definitely like Machine Girl. Machine Girl is brought to life by the same production company (Fever Dreams) and is, although not as gorey, almost as ridiculous! I got a great laugh out of both of these movies and they come full circle well beyond terrible and back to hilarious and entertaining. Two thumbs chopped right off!!!

 
gravemedic  [7 posts]
8 months ago
hell yeah, Machine Girl! God, I wanna see Robogeisha. XD

 
 
Anonymous
8 months ago
so im too lazy at 2 am to make a login name. in any case, this movie was awesome. saw it before you guys even talked about it!

 
 
Anonymous
7 months ago
PENIS+CANNON= EXTREME SEX TOY.

 
 
Anonymous
7 months ago
the chainsawguy is Tak Sakaguchi from Versus and Death Trance. http://www.myspace.com/eyenine

 
 
mad_as_pie_hobo  [3 posts]
7 months ago
i will eventually at some point when i stop being lazy watch this movie!

 
 
Anonymous
7 months ago
Lawlz, great movie.. if you have netflix, go see it! Nao!

Though you have to give it to Japan.. everyone has a couple of gallons of blood in them from the looks of it... wonder what would happen if you just get a small cut? Probably end up making a river of blood.. lol