You may not know this, but Southern California is in the middle of an immigration debate. If my predictions are correct, whites will no longer be the race majority in CA by 2012. I say this is a prediction only in the sense that I randomly picked a year that was sometime in the future, though, so don't hold me to it.
As a white male, I'm already feeling the effects of my soon-to-be minorityness. I've heard complaints about being a minority several times, usually from dark-skinned comedians much funnier than myself, but never really got it. Until now.
You wouldn't believe the things that us minorities have to deal with.
Have you seen the kind of discrimination we're facing in the court systems? It's like, just because we're white, we get treated differently or something. Seriously, is it at all possible for a white man to get convicted these days? Robert Blake innocent? Please. Even Michael Jackson, who only looks white now, gets off. Come on.
It doesn't end there, either. Credit card companies are really discriminatory towards whites, too. They just won't stop offering me credit. I get phone call after phone call from them offering a gold membership. Phone call after phone call for a 0% APR. Phone call after phone call after phone call. That's harassment. And all because of my skin color.
And don't get me started on airline security. It's like they WON'T check any white men anymore. Can somebody please check my bag? I have a pound of weed and several detonators in my bag. Anybody? No? Too busy with Saddam, Osama and Marwan?
The terrorist trifecta.
Nobody cares about little, old white man. "Oh, he's white. He couldn't hurt a fly." That's stereotyping, dammit, and I won't stand for it.
So you can see just what I have to deal with. In order to not become a suppressed minority, we must in turn suppress these other minorities. Fair is fair. I mean, just look at them, moving into my state like they own the place.
Damn French.
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